Blue Haven
Dude, if I ain't blogging, how am i going to piss her off?
Before this blog could scare the crap out of you, prick/stab your damn bloated ego, unleash the meanest bitch/asshole in you, or probably just make you fucking enjoy the rest of your day by reading the pain and glory of being me, first let me tell you something about no one but me - the one behind all these stuff you're fucking with your eyes at this very moment.
Disclaimer: I'm no self-stalking kid. I just write what I think you need to know. Just enough info. to get you through the day, okay?
This isn't the vintage slum-book where you write the names of your fave pet or the guy who recently broke your heart by the virtue of unawareness of your feelings and worse, your existence in his world.
So. Since I've just been attacked by the so-called laziness, I have decided to reduce the introductory part in bucket list-type. Try to remember at least ONE of the items here, or you'll get totally distracted or even worse, alienated by my way of thinking.
Wake up, dude. Here it is:
1. I'm a 21 yr.old independent bitch who likes doing things with people she likes. I could work with you even if you hate me to the bones but I'm afraid to tell you that you might end up in an asylum if your hate issues won't cease.
2. I'm born with an insanity to writing. So tip no.4685: DON'T YOU EVER PISS ME OFF, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SOME FLYERS TELLING YOU'RE AN INSECURE BITCH.
3. I'm also born to make you realize, that you're not the only one who loves to fuck with sites, capable of self-expression to the fullest and can, yes for crying out loud, blog. :)
4. I hate liars. Anyone who isn't twisted yet does, and again I'd always hate liars. And I only trust ONCE. Break it, and you'll regret it for the rest of your sick life.
5. If you want to know about some shitty showbiz info.such as my rumored boyfriends or rather serious matters other than what you can find in this blog, JUST ASK ME. Even if it would take your whole life suffering from the pain of hearing my answers or regretting the day you asked me, just ask me dude, unless you're the biggest chicken shit ever.
6. Children (esp.babies and toddlers), animals and old people - these are the only three kinds of helpless creatures who deserves my compassion. Do I have to explain why? And by the way, that means you're still not allowed to use them against me or to win my heart, in short - exploiting them to get what you want from me.
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